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Jesshotlife's Bio and Free Webcam

Real Name:
Jess
Followers:
63441
Sex:
Female
Interested In:
Men, Women, Trans, Couples
Location:
Parallel Universe
Last Broadcast:
12 hours ago
Language(s):
I may speak 7 languages, but dear friends only english here.
Body Type:
eyes chico, they never lie
Smoke / Drink:
miss bukowski -always up for good whiskey and 420
Body Decorations:
Fighting with my demons, drinking beer, ah miss Bukowski here.
Pics & Videos:
2222 TOKENS OR FAN CLUB
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FOOD time, spoil ...
1999 TOKENS OR FAN CLUB
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spoil me with hai...
1999 TOKENS OR FAN CLUB
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spoil me with man...
1500 TOKENS OR FAN CLUB
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HELP ME WITH TRAV...
1111 TOKENS
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my whatsapp:)
2 TOKENS OR FAN CLUB
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from me to you
199 TOKENS OR FAN CLUB
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10x spanks ass/10...
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About Me:

nerdy gamer rock chick.
love to travel. and discuss about everything
PROS: love to talk, love to eat, high energy, love to meet new people(yes you can meet me but , ask me how)
CONS: lack of tips and talk makes me sleepy and sad (you can change that, yes you and you know how so don't be pussy)

INFO: Im a modern man, a man for the millennium, digital and smoke-free, a diversified multi-cultural post-modern deconstructionist, politcally, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect.
Ive been uplinked and downloaded, Ive been inputed and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. Im a high-tech lowlife, a state-of-the-art bi-coastal multitasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.
Im new wave, but Im old school. Im a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice-activated and biodegradeble. I interface with my database, and my database is in cyberspace, so Im interactive, Im hyperactive, and from time to time, Im radioactive.
Behind the 8-ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wave, dodging the bullet, pushing the envelope. Im on point, on task, on message, and off drugs. I got no need for coke and speed. I have no urge to binge and purge. Im in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistics missionary. A street-wise smart bomb, a top-gun bottom-feeder.
I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps. Im a totally ongoing bigfoot slamdunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach. A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic, out of rehab and in denial. I got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda. You cant shut me up, you cant dumb me down, cause Im tireless, and Im wireless. Im an alpha male on beta blockers.
Im a non-believer and an overachiever, laid back, but fashion forward, up front, down home, low rent, high maintenance; super size, long lasting, high definition, fast acting, oven ready, and built to last. Im a hands-on, footloose, kneejerk headcase, prematurly post-traumatic.
But Im feeling, Im caring, Im healing, Im sharing, a supportive, bonding, nurturing, primary caregiver. My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on a long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports. Im gender specific, capital intensive, user friendly, and lactose intolerant.
I like rough sex, I like tough love, I use the F-word in my e-mails, and the software on my hard drive is hardcore, no soft porn. I bought a microwave at a minimall, I bought a minivan at a megastore, I eat fast food in the slow lane. Im tollfree, bite size, ready to wear, and I come in all sizes. A fully equipped, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle.
Ive been prewashed, precooked, preheated, prescreened, preapproved, postdated, freeze dried, double wrapped, vacuum packed, and I have an unlimited broadband capacity. Im a rude dude, but Im the real deal, lean and mean, cocked, locked, and ready to rock; rough, tough, and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide, I got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin, sailin and spinin, jivin and groovin, wailin and winnin. I dont snooze, so I dont lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hardy, and lunch time is crunch time. Im hangin in, there aint no doubt, and Im hangin tough, over and out.
IMPORTANT: i upload those shoes for sale, and when i sell all shoes, i will upload album with shirts, later with jeans and sugar on end is panties and bra, so help me get rid of pair with tipping 2222! shipping worldwide! or if you dont want to buy, tip 499 and i will bring pair to somebody else who needs them more than me!

======HALL OF FAME======(can you beat them)
Highest Tip of december so far: [alonzo75-1000tks]
Highest single tips:[fredrik8555-2000tks]
Highest offline tips: [grayamaroq-150 tks]
Highest tipping during one show: [ianschmian-4528 tks]
Highest tipping in pvt show: [ianschmian-375tks]

COUNTRIES I VISITED SO FAR
[Austria, Germany, Netherlands, Montenegro, France, India, Romania, France, Czech Republic, Russia, Canada,Montenegro, Albania, Macedonia, Bosnia, Herzegovina, Croatia, Serbia, Spain,Hungary, Slovenia,Italy, UK
and to be continued...]
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* Free Access to Ticket Shows

* Green Username in the Chatroom

*60tk/per min pvt

*Free pm everytime

*Cheapier twhatsapp - 888 tks

*Groups meetings every year

*Vids and pics in bio for free

SURPRISE ME - OFFLINE TIPS WOULD BE AMAZING!!!!

Make me remember you!!! xoxo
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